Our cats love us unconditionally and always accept us for exactly who we are. But do you ever get the feeling that sometimes your cat doesn’t think you’re as funny as you think you are? Yeah… me neither.

You’ve Cat to be Kitten Me

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I know you think this is funny, Karen. Derp, derp, derp, I have a kitten on my head.

Don’t Worry About Me

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I’m perfectly fine sitting here watching you eat that cheese all by yourself, not sharing one bit, not even a tiny little bite. Please eat it all. I insist.

This is Not What I Had in Mind

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When you said you needed a favor, I didn’t realize you were going to parade me around as your prom date because Kayla said no. Don’t you think you could just….go alone?

Playing Dress Up Sure is Fun

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Please, continue to tell me how cute I am in this. I’m all ears.

I Love Kids

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They’re always such a blast to hang around with. A loud blast.

Yes, I Feel Very Beautiful

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Now that you’ve gotten your photo, can you please take this silly wig off my head?

Oh, Okay

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I really appreciate this….pancake portrait that you so lovingly prepared. But you know it takes a lot less time to just open a can of cat food, right?

Such Fun

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I can’t wait for this thrilling ride. Can’t you tell how excited I am?

There’s an Empty Spot in my Food Bowl

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But really, continue bing-watching Netflix. I don’t mind starving to death.

Aren’t You Hilarious

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Especially since you keep making that same comment about “taco cat” being a palindrome like you’re going to impress anyone. Can I just eat this taco in peace?

What a Fun Game

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I didn’t know I could facilitate ring toss for you. I’m so glad I could help.

Thank You So Much For Your Underwear

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This isn’t gross at all.

I’m a Unicat. How Clever.

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As soon as you take this thing off, I’m going to pee on your carpet for this.